marc412 ([info]marc412) wrote,
According to the old saying, "Imitation is the highest form of flattery". If that's the case, I hope to flatter Gordon ([info]gsnnwriter) with my own Punmanship riddles.

1. If the host of the Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs made his own beer, what might he call it?
Answer: "Mike Rowe Brew" (Gordon persuaded me into accepting his answer of "Mike Rowenbrau", since Lowenbrau is a brand of beer.)

2. If the original host of the Australian version of $ale of the Century were to take up a tonsorial career, what might his establishment be called?

3. If David Bowie were to rewrite one of his classic songs as a tribute to 60's fashion model Leslie Hornby, what might he call it?

4. If someone were to create a game show in which undergraduate students create works of art by gluing things to flat surfaces, what might the show be called?

5. If, during the rapid-fire call-in segment of a special Halloween edition of CNBC's Mad Money, all the callers were to scare Jim Cramer even further out of his mind by yelling "BOO!!! Yah." instead of "BOO-YAH!", what might you call it?

6. If the cast of Whose Line is it Anyway? were to sing a square-dance song about Bravo's popular stars-playing-cards show, what might that song be called? Answer: "Celebrity Poker Hoedown" (Gordon got this one too.)

The other 4 are up for grabs, so grab 'em!

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[info]gsnnwriter

September 24 2005, 12:38:45 UTC 6 years ago

Some Answers

Very nice, Marc. I'll give 2, as I don't want tohog up the questions.

1. Mike Rowembrau

6. Celebrity Poker Hoedown

G.

[info]marc412

September 24 2005, 13:34:09 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Some Answers

1. I had Mike Rowe Brew, but that's just as good!

6. Nailed it.
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